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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

What better way to say farewell to 2009 and welcome in 2010?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

What better way to say farewell to 2009 and welcome in 2010?
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Sharing on New Years Eve

They decided New Year's would be more fun if they shared the cost of a fancy hotel suite. They checked in and hung out, then hit the city--a nice dinner and movie and then returned to the hotel. They each retreated to their respective rooms for bed. Each couple had sex on the mind, and knew it'd be a great night. Then, John and Amy heard a knock on their door. It was Scott and Kelli with a bottle of chilled wine. They'd started getting ready for bed, too, but decided it'd be more fun to share.

They decided New Year's would be more fun if they shared the cost of a fancy hotel suite. They checked in and hung out, then hit the city--a nice dinner and movie and then returned to the hotel. They each retreated to their respective rooms for bed. Each couple had sex on the mind, and knew it'd be a great night. Then, John and Amy heard a knock on their door. It was Scott and Kelli with a bottle of chilled wine. They'd started getting ready for bed, too, but decided it'd be more fun to share.

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Happy Halloween!



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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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A GILROY FOR NEW YEARS

If you're making plans for your New Year's party, may we suggest a Gilroy?

A GILROY FOR NEW YEARS

If you're making plans for your New Year's party, may we suggest a Gilroy?

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Sometimes Mommy Likes it Rough

Sometimes she likes it rough. She likes her hair pulled and to be taken hard in the back. She likes being on her knees. Just because she has kids and is a mom, doesn't mean she's lost her edge. She loves being  a mom, she loves having to watch her language and set a good example. But whenever she can, she likes being bad again. 


Sometimes she likes it rough. She likes her hair pulled and to be taken hard in the back. She likes being on her knees. Just because she has kids and is a mom, doesn't mean she's lost her edge. She loves being  a mom, she loves having to watch her language and set a good example. But whenever she can, she likes being bad again. 


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Flintstones, Meet the Flintstones. (Part 1)

The Flintstones celebrate their 50th Anniversary today. Hard to imagine anyone in America not knowing about the Flintstones. What, you been living under a rock?

If you don't know, their a "modern stone age family" from the town of Bedrock. They drive stone cars peddled with their feet, eat brontosaurus burgers at the drive thru, and live in a ranch-style stone home in a typical stone age suburb. Fred Flintstone and his best friend Barney Rubble work at the rock quarry, are on the bowling league for their recreation, and are members of the Loyal order of Water Buffalos. At the end of a long day, they come home to their loving wives, Wilma and Betty. And of course Dino, the dog-like dinosaur. They're a classic all-American family reflective of the values of the era. Not the stone age, but the  1960-1966. 

Based fairly directly on the classic TV show the Honeymooners, the Flintstones became a hit. It aired originally in primetime, was sponsored by Winstone cigarettes, and was the first animated series to show a couple sleeping in the same bed. Although far tamer by today's animated series such as the Simpsons, South Park, and Family Guy, the Flintstones had a definite sexual undertone. Fred and Barney and Wilma and Betty formed a tight suburban foursome, living not only next door, but seemingly so closely integrated into each other's lives that they were "more than just friends."

Even as a kid, there seemed to be some strange sexual tension in the power dynamic. Fred was a loving husband and best friend, but quick to anger. The dominant male over both his wife and his buddy Barney. Barney was the shorter sidekick, passive to Fred's testosterone. As the couples played cards together, went to the movies together, dined together on double dates, there was always a sense that at any point they could carry that into the bedroom. Spice up their suburban life.

I always thought that Betty, married to the passive and diminutive Barney, might be attracted to the larger, more bull-like Fred, while Wilma, tired of Fred's boorish nature, might turn to the more sensitive and gentle Barney.

Both Wilma and Betty seemed to be real hotties. Probably married by age 20, they were certainly still young and attractive. It was clear that either Fred or Barney would be stoked to bed either of them.


The Flintstones celebrate their 50th Anniversary today. Hard to imagine anyone in America not knowing about the Flintstones. What, you been living under a rock?

If you don't know, their a "modern stone age family" from the town of Bedrock. They drive stone cars peddled with their feet, eat brontosaurus burgers at the drive thru, and live in a ranch-style stone home in a typical stone age suburb. Fred Flintstone and his best friend Barney Rubble work at the rock quarry, are on the bowling league for their recreation, and are members of the Loyal order of Water Buffalos. At the end of a long day, they come home to their loving wives, Wilma and Betty. And of course Dino, the dog-like dinosaur. They're a classic all-American family reflective of the values of the era. Not the stone age, but the  1960-1966. 

Based fairly directly on the classic TV show the Honeymooners, the Flintstones became a hit. It aired originally in primetime, was sponsored by Winstone cigarettes, and was the first animated series to show a couple sleeping in the same bed. Although far tamer by today's animated series such as the Simpsons, South Park, and Family Guy, the Flintstones had a definite sexual undertone. Fred and Barney and Wilma and Betty formed a tight suburban foursome, living not only next door, but seemingly so closely integrated into each other's lives that they were "more than just friends."

Even as a kid, there seemed to be some strange sexual tension in the power dynamic. Fred was a loving husband and best friend, but quick to anger. The dominant male over both his wife and his buddy Barney. Barney was the shorter sidekick, passive to Fred's testosterone. As the couples played cards together, went to the movies together, dined together on double dates, there was always a sense that at any point they could carry that into the bedroom. Spice up their suburban life.

I always thought that Betty, married to the passive and diminutive Barney, might be attracted to the larger, more bull-like Fred, while Wilma, tired of Fred's boorish nature, might turn to the more sensitive and gentle Barney.

Both Wilma and Betty seemed to be real hotties. Probably married by age 20, they were certainly still young and attractive. It was clear that either Fred or Barney would be stoked to bed either of them.


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SIMPSONS: PRIVATE SEX IMAGES LEAKED


Breaking news in latest of sex scandals to rock Simpsons family.


SPRINGFIELD-- The private photos of Homer and Marge Simpson leaked by unknown source to internet.

Early rumors alleged that Moe Szyslak, proprietor of Moe’s Tavern, and long-time friend of Homer Simpson, leaked private home sex images of Homer and Marge Simpson. Associates state that Szylack has had a long-standing interest in Mrs. Simpson. Szylack responded, “Hey, I’d never does nothin’ to hurt Midge.”

Recent reports indicate that a woman identified only as “Becky,” leaked the images to the press. Mrs. Simpson invited Becky to stay at the Simpson residence after allegedly ruining Becky’s wedding with Otto Mann, Springfield Elementary school bus driver.

Simpson children, Bart and Lisa, stated that they enjoyed Becky’s presence, but that their mother, Mrs. Simpson, thought that Becky was trying to replace her.

Mrs. Simpson was seen brandishing a broken ceramic ice cream cone at a local ice cream parlor while Becky was attempting CPR to save Mr. Simpson from choking. Mrs. Simpson was reported yelling, “Usurper.” Springfield police arrested Mrs. Simpson.


Doctors pronounced Mrs. Simpson clinically insane. Mrs. Simpson dramatically escaped the courtroom, and was later apprehended at the Simpson home where a school film project was underway. Authorities subdued Mrs. Simpson with tranquilizers. No charges were formally pressed.

Mrs. Simpson now accuses Becky of making the private images public. “She stayed in our house when I was away—she had access to everything,” said Mrs. Simpson. “She’s trying to steal my Homie. Usurper!!”

Becky cold not be reached for comment.

“This really is no one’s business. Every marital couple has a right to marital you-know what,” said Lionel Hutz, the Simpson’s attorney.





Breaking news in latest of sex scandals to rock Simpsons family.


SPRINGFIELD-- The private photos of Homer and Marge Simpson leaked by unknown source to internet.

Early rumors alleged that Moe Szyslak, proprietor of Moe’s Tavern, and long-time friend of Homer Simpson, leaked private home sex images of Homer and Marge Simpson. Associates state that Szylack has had a long-standing interest in Mrs. Simpson. Szylack responded, “Hey, I’d never does nothin’ to hurt Midge.”

Recent reports indicate that a woman identified only as “Becky,” leaked the images to the press. Mrs. Simpson invited Becky to stay at the Simpson residence after allegedly ruining Becky’s wedding with Otto Mann, Springfield Elementary school bus driver.

Simpson children, Bart and Lisa, stated that they enjoyed Becky’s presence, but that their mother, Mrs. Simpson, thought that Becky was trying to replace her.

Mrs. Simpson was seen brandishing a broken ceramic ice cream cone at a local ice cream parlor while Becky was attempting CPR to save Mr. Simpson from choking. Mrs. Simpson was reported yelling, “Usurper.” Springfield police arrested Mrs. Simpson.


Doctors pronounced Mrs. Simpson clinically insane. Mrs. Simpson dramatically escaped the courtroom, and was later apprehended at the Simpson home where a school film project was underway. Authorities subdued Mrs. Simpson with tranquilizers. No charges were formally pressed.

Mrs. Simpson now accuses Becky of making the private images public. “She stayed in our house when I was away—she had access to everything,” said Mrs. Simpson. “She’s trying to steal my Homie. Usurper!!”

Becky cold not be reached for comment.

“This really is no one’s business. Every marital couple has a right to marital you-know what,” said Lionel Hutz, the Simpson’s attorney.




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What they saw in their motel room

It was one of those small motels along the highway. There were two beds, a dresser, a night stand, a lamp and a mirror. They took the mirror off the wall and propped it against one bed so they could see themselves from the other bed.

It was one of those small motels along the highway. There were two beds, a dresser, a night stand, a lamp and a mirror. They took the mirror off the wall and propped it against one bed so they could see themselves from the other bed.

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POLAROID COUPLE

POLAROID COUPLE

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THE ROAD HOME

We had a break, and she thought we should go see her parents in Madison. I would have rather stayed in Minneapolis, where we could have our privacy and a lot of sex. We couldn't have sex at her folks house, obviously. I stayed in the guest room. already after the first hour of driving, we were already sexually frustrated.

After the second hour of driving, when she said that she was frustrated and bored, I said, "Well, you know what to do."

"Right here, right now?" she asked.

"We're stuck in the car for another hour," I said. "Might as well."

THE ROAD HOME

We had a break, and she thought we should go see her parents in Madison. I would have rather stayed in Minneapolis, where we could have our privacy and a lot of sex. We couldn't have sex at her folks house, obviously. I stayed in the guest room. already after the first hour of driving, we were already sexually frustrated.

After the second hour of driving, when she said that she was frustrated and bored, I said, "Well, you know what to do."

"Right here, right now?" she asked.

"We're stuck in the car for another hour," I said. "Might as well."

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Hot Tub Partner

Exactly who I'd love to go hot tubbing with.


Exactly who I'd love to go hot tubbing with.


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SEE?

See, it's not hard to be naked outdoors! If you haven't been naked on a beach, make it a New Year's resolution.

SEE?

See, it's not hard to be naked outdoors! If you haven't been naked on a beach, make it a New Year's resolution.

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Kate's Spanish Hammock

When Kate was studying abroad in Spain, she had a hammock in her backyard. The high walls afforded her complete privacy, and in the muggy afternoons during the traditional siesta time, she'd often go out to her hammock in the buff. Sometimes she'd sleep, and sometimes find distraction and relaxation with her fingers.

When Kate was studying abroad in Spain, she had a hammock in her backyard. The high walls afforded her complete privacy, and in the muggy afternoons during the traditional siesta time, she'd often go out to her hammock in the buff. Sometimes she'd sleep, and sometimes find distraction and relaxation with her fingers.

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Hilary Swank goes for sexy

First Julia Roberts, then Drew Barrymore and now Hilary Swank has become the latest Hollywood star to boldly stride the red carpet with natural underarm hair. The 36-year-old joined her contemporaries at Elle Magazine's Women in Hollywood Tribute party last month at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles.

The double Oscar winner looked stunning in a gold Calvin Klein bustier dress, with her overall sexiness enhanced by her soft tufts of golden hair subtly peaking from under her arms.

Sexy Sex blog applauds Swank for her fashion forward (or fashion retro) decision. Bravo!







Drew Barrymore at Marc Jacobs
fashion show, 2005



Julia Roberts at the London premiere
of Notting Hill, 1999

First Julia Roberts, then Drew Barrymore and now Hilary Swank has become the latest Hollywood star to boldly stride the red carpet with natural underarm hair. The 36-year-old joined her contemporaries at Elle Magazine's Women in Hollywood Tribute party last month at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles.

The double Oscar winner looked stunning in a gold Calvin Klein bustier dress, with her overall sexiness enhanced by her soft tufts of golden hair subtly peaking from under her arms.

Sexy Sex blog applauds Swank for her fashion forward (or fashion retro) decision. Bravo!







Drew Barrymore at Marc Jacobs
fashion show, 2005



Julia Roberts at the London premiere
of Notting Hill, 1999

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Vegas

So she was in Vegas. She'd come to party, and party she did, still had VIP ribbons on her wrists from clubs and after parties. The pool was a cool place to hang out, soak up some sun and rest. She'd untied her bikini straps for tanning, and she turned to look up, her bikini slipped a little. She didn't care. She was in Vegas.



So she was in Vegas. She'd come to party, and party she did, still had VIP ribbons on her wrists from clubs and after parties. The pool was a cool place to hang out, soak up some sun and rest. She'd untied her bikini straps for tanning, and she turned to look up, her bikini slipped a little. She didn't care. She was in Vegas.



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YOGA IN THE SUN

Good for the body and mind.

YOGA IN THE SUN

Good for the body and mind.

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AFTERWARDS, CLEAN UP


After we had sex, we went to the bathroom to clean up. She had to pee and to brush her teeth. I took a photo of us in the mirror, her body still slightly glowing from our love making and my cock still semi-hard.


After we had sex, we went to the bathroom to clean up. She had to pee and to brush her teeth. I took a photo of us in the mirror, her body still slightly glowing from our love making and my cock still semi-hard.

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BFFs on vacation

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Now What?

So, you've checked into the budget motel. She's topless, and in cuffs. Her smile says: now what?

So, you've checked into the budget motel. She's topless, and in cuffs. Her smile says: now what?

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Showing off her new purchase

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Patricia's Payments

Patricia was a professional in her mid 30s. She had gone to graduate school in mental health and had a job at one of the city's major hospitals. She drove an expensive car, wore well-made clothes, and lived in a vintage Bungalow in a hip part of town. Living alone, though, she often had more house maintenance than she could do, or wanted to do, herself. There was always something--raking leaves, cleaning gutters, fixing the sidewalk where a tree root had cracked the cement. She'd hire someone to do the job for her, usually some younger guy in his 20s, though not always. Sometimes it was whoever she could get for the skill she needed. Usually she could get young studs for the hard labor, but plumbing and electric, those tended to be middle-aged men, usually married with kids. Those were the easiest.

She'd let them do the work, then when it was time to pay them, she'd pour a glass of wine, and tell them she didn't have the money and maybe there was something she could do in lieu of payment.

She often wore tight skirts, or nice low cut dresses that revealed her cleavage. She saw the men check out her chest, and once they did, she knew she had them. She was trained in psychology, so she felt like it was a game, a little practical challenge to get them to agree. Of course, with the married guys it was a snap. The younger guys would hesitate a second if they had girlfriends and if they were already getting it every day. That was part of the thrill and challenge for Patricia.

She had the money to pay them, but it was a nice victory to have a $600 plumbing bill voided. She could  treat herself to new shoes or a weekend at the coast. She would always think of it as a challenge of her mind over their weak will. It made her feel powerful and smart. She would never admit that it also made her feel, just for a moment, younger, as if she could stop time. That was power.

Patricia was a professional in her mid 30s. She had gone to graduate school in mental health and had a job at one of the city's major hospitals. She drove an expensive car, wore well-made clothes, and lived in a vintage Bungalow in a hip part of town. Living alone, though, she often had more house maintenance than she could do, or wanted to do, herself. There was always something--raking leaves, cleaning gutters, fixing the sidewalk where a tree root had cracked the cement. She'd hire someone to do the job for her, usually some younger guy in his 20s, though not always. Sometimes it was whoever she could get for the skill she needed. Usually she could get young studs for the hard labor, but plumbing and electric, those tended to be middle-aged men, usually married with kids. Those were the easiest.

She'd let them do the work, then when it was time to pay them, she'd pour a glass of wine, and tell them she didn't have the money and maybe there was something she could do in lieu of payment.

She often wore tight skirts, or nice low cut dresses that revealed her cleavage. She saw the men check out her chest, and once they did, she knew she had them. She was trained in psychology, so she felt like it was a game, a little practical challenge to get them to agree. Of course, with the married guys it was a snap. The younger guys would hesitate a second if they had girlfriends and if they were already getting it every day. That was part of the thrill and challenge for Patricia.

She had the money to pay them, but it was a nice victory to have a $600 plumbing bill voided. She could  treat herself to new shoes or a weekend at the coast. She would always think of it as a challenge of her mind over their weak will. It made her feel powerful and smart. She would never admit that it also made her feel, just for a moment, younger, as if she could stop time. That was power.

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Put A Ring On it


Some women are the marrying kind and if you let them slip away, you'll be sorry. Here's a little advise from our friend Beyonce: 

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it




Some women are the marrying kind and if you let them slip away, you'll be sorry. Here's a little advise from our friend Beyonce: 

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it



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On Desk

Not entirely sure why she's standing on her desk, totally nude. Does she have a neighbor?

Not entirely sure why she's standing on her desk, totally nude. Does she have a neighbor?

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CAMP BATHING


We were backpacking on a college break, back in Colorado. It'd been a few days of hard hiking in the back country, and we were beginning to get ripe. Sweat on dried sweat, and oily hair. When the girls found a waterfall, it became their shower. It was hardly more than a trickle. The water was freezing, having been snow a day or so before, but it felt wonderful. Layer and layer of dirt and grim washed away, leaving us renewed in our own private wilderness.


We were backpacking on a college break, back in Colorado. It'd been a few days of hard hiking in the back country, and we were beginning to get ripe. Sweat on dried sweat, and oily hair. When the girls found a waterfall, it became their shower. It was hardly more than a trickle. The water was freezing, having been snow a day or so before, but it felt wonderful. Layer and layer of dirt and grim washed away, leaving us renewed in our own private wilderness.

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Best View Ever

When making love with the wife, this is perhaps the best view ever.

When making love with the wife, this is perhaps the best view ever.

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MARGE SIMPSON ROCKED BY SCANDAL
The latest in an ongoing scandal of mother and TV star Marge Simpson.

SPRINGFIELD—A new magazine has been found, featuring explicit images of Marge Simpson, wife of Homer Simpson of Springfield, and star of the popular television series, The Simpsons.

The January, 2008, issue of Playtoon magazine contains explicit images of Mrs. Simpson. Playtoon is far more explicit than the relatively tame pinup style images appearing Playboy and Playdude, according to Comic Book Guy.

The scandal comes after the recent public apology issued by Mrs. Simpson, where she explained her posing in an earlier issue of Playdude magainze as a result of being young, naïve, and “needing the money.”

The motivation for Mrs. Simpson’s more explicit series of images in Playtoon could be attributed to “the thrill of getting caught,” explained Dr. Marvin Monroe. Everyone has an exhibitionist side, wanting attention, notice, said Monroe, but fame and need for public recognition can lead to sex addiction. Marge has a very addictive personality, as seen in previous problems with gambling and drinking, the Springfield Psychotherapist sited, labeling Mrs, Simpson, “a woman out of control of her own impulses.”

“This is a diddly of a pickle,” said neighbor Ned Flanders.
MARGE SIMPSON ROCKED BY SCANDAL
The latest in an ongoing scandal of mother and TV star Marge Simpson.

SPRINGFIELD—A new magazine has been found, featuring explicit images of Marge Simpson, wife of Homer Simpson of Springfield, and star of the popular television series, The Simpsons.

The January, 2008, issue of Playtoon magazine contains explicit images of Mrs. Simpson. Playtoon is far more explicit than the relatively tame pinup style images appearing Playboy and Playdude, according to Comic Book Guy.

The scandal comes after the recent public apology issued by Mrs. Simpson, where she explained her posing in an earlier issue of Playdude magainze as a result of being young, naïve, and “needing the money.”

The motivation for Mrs. Simpson’s more explicit series of images in Playtoon could be attributed to “the thrill of getting caught,” explained Dr. Marvin Monroe. Everyone has an exhibitionist side, wanting attention, notice, said Monroe, but fame and need for public recognition can lead to sex addiction. Marge has a very addictive personality, as seen in previous problems with gambling and drinking, the Springfield Psychotherapist sited, labeling Mrs, Simpson, “a woman out of control of her own impulses.”

“This is a diddly of a pickle,” said neighbor Ned Flanders.
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SLIPPERY WHEN WET

SLIPPERY WHEN WET

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What would Smokey Do?

As a girl, she'd grown up hiking in the woods, backpacking, hiking. She'd been told over and over again from Smokey Bear: "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires."

We'd had a campfire, and let it burn all the way down. I took a stick and stirred the ashes. Still, it smoldered. We were backpacking out in the dry country, where the trees aren't Doug Fir, but Ponderosa pine. Water sources were few and far between and we needed to save our water for drinking. It'd get hot in the day and we ran a real risk of dehydration.

So what's a good backcountry girl to do, but pull down her pants do her part to put the campfire all the way out.

I was both shocked and impressed. Bears pee in the woods all the time. So I guess it's exactly what Smokey would do.

As a girl, she'd grown up hiking in the woods, backpacking, hiking. She'd been told over and over again from Smokey Bear: "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires."

We'd had a campfire, and let it burn all the way down. I took a stick and stirred the ashes. Still, it smoldered. We were backpacking out in the dry country, where the trees aren't Doug Fir, but Ponderosa pine. Water sources were few and far between and we needed to save our water for drinking. It'd get hot in the day and we ran a real risk of dehydration.

So what's a good backcountry girl to do, but pull down her pants do her part to put the campfire all the way out.

I was both shocked and impressed. Bears pee in the woods all the time. So I guess it's exactly what Smokey would do.

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Ski Bear!

Many a lusty teenager had a famous poster for Bear Valley ski resort (at least in Northern California). It showed an attractive woman (incidentally, the wife of the then-general manager), nude, from the rear, on skis, with a tree branch conveniently covering her derrière. 


Ski Bear...get it.... was a quintissential 70s poster, representing the wonderful naive iconoclasm of the age. How lovely. Too bad we don't see posters like this anymore. 


Many a lusty teenager had a famous poster for Bear Valley ski resort (at least in Northern California). It showed an attractive woman (incidentally, the wife of the then-general manager), nude, from the rear, on skis, with a tree branch conveniently covering her derrière. 


Ski Bear...get it.... was a quintissential 70s poster, representing the wonderful naive iconoclasm of the age. How lovely. Too bad we don't see posters like this anymore. 


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HOLIDAY BREAK

They were staying at her parents house for the holidays. After non-stop days of family and activities, they needed a break. Even if it was short. They slipped away. They figured they had about half an hour before they were missed.
HOLIDAY BREAK

They were staying at her parents house for the holidays. After non-stop days of family and activities, they needed a break. Even if it was short. They slipped away. They figured they had about half an hour before they were missed.
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Essential Summer Ingredients

This is how to enjoy summer: red raft, red shorts, red bikini, beer in a red cozie, and apparently, these two ladies. 

This is how to enjoy summer: red raft, red shorts, red bikini, beer in a red cozie, and apparently, these two ladies. 

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HER FINAL FLING ON HER WEDDING DAY


Anna loved James very much, and was abut to become his wife. She had also loved Will, whom she had dated in high school. He was one of the groom's men, and seeing him again brought back the old flame.

Anna would never want to cheat on James. But she could not imagine going the rest of her life without one last touch and taste of another man's cock. And Will had such a lovely cock. Her wedding panties were wet just thinking of the things she and Will used to do.

She was still a single woman for an hour.

She pulled Will into a spare room. Their eyes met. The old spark leapt in her heart and she kneeled down, unbuckled his pants, tugged down his underwear, and took his hardening cock into her mouth.



Anna loved James very much, and was abut to become his wife. She had also loved Will, whom she had dated in high school. He was one of the groom's men, and seeing him again brought back the old flame.

Anna would never want to cheat on James. But she could not imagine going the rest of her life without one last touch and taste of another man's cock. And Will had such a lovely cock. Her wedding panties were wet just thinking of the things she and Will used to do.

She was still a single woman for an hour.

She pulled Will into a spare room. Their eyes met. The old spark leapt in her heart and she kneeled down, unbuckled his pants, tugged down his underwear, and took his hardening cock into her mouth.


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The Devil Wears Nada

In "The Devil Wears Nada", Marge Simpson once again sheds off her clothes for the camera.  After drinking a couple too many wines at a charity calendar photo shoot, Marge Simpson poses provocatively for an European photographer.
The intent of the Charity Chicks calendar was to raise money for a fundraiser headed by Marge and her friends.  Originally, the calendar was supposed to feature each one of Marge and her friends, including Luann Van Houten (Milhouse' mom).  But Marge's drunken sexy poses end up being in every single month of the calendar.
A classic line from the episode: 
Comic book guy:  Here comes the woman who made February the hottest month of the year.







In "The Devil Wears Nada", Marge Simpson once again sheds off her clothes for the camera.  After drinking a couple too many wines at a charity calendar photo shoot, Marge Simpson poses provocatively for an European photographer.
The intent of the Charity Chicks calendar was to raise money for a fundraiser headed by Marge and her friends.  Originally, the calendar was supposed to feature each one of Marge and her friends, including Luann Van Houten (Milhouse' mom).  But Marge's drunken sexy poses end up being in every single month of the calendar.
A classic line from the episode: 
Comic book guy:  Here comes the woman who made February the hottest month of the year.







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Quickie in the Bathroom Stall

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Abandoned Car


We were hiking in Arizona when we found an old red car abandoned in an arroyo. The dry Arizona desert has a way of preserving old cars--so arid, there is little rust or rot. It was faded by the sun, even in the shade. 

It's not totally uncommon to come across old cars in the desert. People run out of gas, or break down, or are maybe feeing the law. The desert has a lot of secrets and keeps them well. 

It's sort of exciting to find an abandoned car. There's a thrill of mystery and adventure, and maybe even a little danger. We loved the red car. She said if it ran, it should be ours and we could drive it to Mexico.

We stopped in the heat of the day for a break to let the sun go down some and cool a bit before heading back. It was probably 90 degrees even in the shade. She stripped naked, and sat on the car. I took a few snapshots to document our discovery. Then we made love with her on the hood of the car and me standing.





We were hiking in Arizona when we found an old red car abandoned in an arroyo. The dry Arizona desert has a way of preserving old cars--so arid, there is little rust or rot. It was faded by the sun, even in the shade. 

It's not totally uncommon to come across old cars in the desert. People run out of gas, or break down, or are maybe feeing the law. The desert has a lot of secrets and keeps them well. 

It's sort of exciting to find an abandoned car. There's a thrill of mystery and adventure, and maybe even a little danger. We loved the red car. She said if it ran, it should be ours and we could drive it to Mexico.

We stopped in the heat of the day for a break to let the sun go down some and cool a bit before heading back. It was probably 90 degrees even in the shade. She stripped naked, and sat on the car. I took a few snapshots to document our discovery. Then we made love with her on the hood of the car and me standing.




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Snow Blow

A quick blowjob in the snow is always warming of the spirits.

A quick blowjob in the snow is always warming of the spirits.

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MARGE SIMPSON ISSUES PUBLIC STATEMENT
With recent discovery of Playdude issue, Marge Simpson issues public statement.

SPRINGFIELD—“Why do people have to be such snoopy-poopies?” Marge Simpson, wife of Homer Simpson of Springfield, and star of the popular television series, The Simpsons, said today in a public announcement. “All the Simpson’s look forward to things returning to normal.”

When rumors arose of a “lost” issue of Playdude magazine featuring Marge posing nude, a mob of angry Springfield citizens gathered before city hall to demand Mrs. Simpson resign from the popular television series depicting life in their town. “Now let’s not get rash, people,” called Mayor Quimby. “We can’t go uncovering every sex scandal in this town.”

Mrs Simpson stood before the assembled crowd and exposed herself. “You are all such a bunch of lookie-loo’s, well, take a look! Satisfied?!”

Rev Lovejoy said that even though Mrs. Simpson was “ wicked” that the town should forgive and move past the recent events.
MARGE SIMPSON ISSUES PUBLIC STATEMENT
With recent discovery of Playdude issue, Marge Simpson issues public statement.

SPRINGFIELD—“Why do people have to be such snoopy-poopies?” Marge Simpson, wife of Homer Simpson of Springfield, and star of the popular television series, The Simpsons, said today in a public announcement. “All the Simpson’s look forward to things returning to normal.”

When rumors arose of a “lost” issue of Playdude magazine featuring Marge posing nude, a mob of angry Springfield citizens gathered before city hall to demand Mrs. Simpson resign from the popular television series depicting life in their town. “Now let’s not get rash, people,” called Mayor Quimby. “We can’t go uncovering every sex scandal in this town.”

Mrs Simpson stood before the assembled crowd and exposed herself. “You are all such a bunch of lookie-loo’s, well, take a look! Satisfied?!”

Rev Lovejoy said that even though Mrs. Simpson was “ wicked” that the town should forgive and move past the recent events.
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AFTER GREECE

Before we were married, my wife Helena had never been to a nude beach. For our honeymoon, we went to Europe. In the Greek Islands, Helena discovered that it was not only perfectly acceptable, but rather the local norm to frolicking on one of the many beaches completely nude. Coming from the Mid-West, she had some reservation about stripping in public. It wasn't that she was a prude, but just that it was so public. And so casual. And without guilt. Being raised by stanch good upright Lutheran mid-westerners, meant a lifetime of guilt and embarrassment and loathing of one's body. So, being nude on a public beach was hard for her a first, but after that she wanted to be naked at every beach whether it was a nude beach or not! So every time on our honeymoon we'd go to a beach, she'd toss off her clothes. The Europeans whether nude themselves or not, hardly seemed to notice.

Later, my wife would tell me how much it meant to finally let go of her sense of body-shame. It was like getting to be a little kid, playing in the sand at lakes, before adults made her feel bad about her body and herself. We now live in Oregon, and teh beaches are freezing, even in summer. But a few times a year, the wind stops and the sun warms the sand. Being so wind-swept, the beaches are rugged and empty. Not much but rocks and driftwood.

Helena likes to strip off her clothes and soak up the sun, recalling faraway Greece, and our vacation there. She doesn't worry if anyone sees her. "Maybe I'll set a good example," she says. "A little encouragement helped me."

AFTER GREECE

Before we were married, my wife Helena had never been to a nude beach. For our honeymoon, we went to Europe. In the Greek Islands, Helena discovered that it was not only perfectly acceptable, but rather the local norm to frolicking on one of the many beaches completely nude. Coming from the Mid-West, she had some reservation about stripping in public. It wasn't that she was a prude, but just that it was so public. And so casual. And without guilt. Being raised by stanch good upright Lutheran mid-westerners, meant a lifetime of guilt and embarrassment and loathing of one's body. So, being nude on a public beach was hard for her a first, but after that she wanted to be naked at every beach whether it was a nude beach or not! So every time on our honeymoon we'd go to a beach, she'd toss off her clothes. The Europeans whether nude themselves or not, hardly seemed to notice.

Later, my wife would tell me how much it meant to finally let go of her sense of body-shame. It was like getting to be a little kid, playing in the sand at lakes, before adults made her feel bad about her body and herself. We now live in Oregon, and teh beaches are freezing, even in summer. But a few times a year, the wind stops and the sun warms the sand. Being so wind-swept, the beaches are rugged and empty. Not much but rocks and driftwood.

Helena likes to strip off her clothes and soak up the sun, recalling faraway Greece, and our vacation there. She doesn't worry if anyone sees her. "Maybe I'll set a good example," she says. "A little encouragement helped me."

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