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SEX SHOCKER: MARGE SIMSPON ACUSED OF COVER UP

SPRINGFIELD—Following the announcement of the discovery of the “lost” issue of Playdude Magazine, Marge Simpson, wife of Homer Simpson of Springfield, and star of the popular television series, The Simpsons, is facing recent reports of trying to recover the only known copy of the Playdude issue by offering sex to the two legal claimants, Moe Szyak, the current holder of the magazine copy, and Barney Gumble, the former roommate and friend of Szylak and Homer Simpson.

Carl Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson, both fellow employees and friends of Homer Simpson at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plan, reported walking into Moe’s Tavern last night, and catching Mrs. Simpson engaged in sexual activity with Barney Gumble and Moe Szylak, proprietor.

“We were like, what gives?” said Carlson.

“Marge must be desperate to get that copy of Playdude,” added Leonard. “I wish I had it.”

"Huh, yeah, me, too,” said Carlson.

“A Lenny-Carl sandwich,” said Leonard. “That sounds good.”

“You better believe it,” said Carlson. The two exchanged a 'high-five.'

Mrs. Simpson, upon the advise of the Simpson legal cousel, Lionel Hutz, refused comment.
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