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SIMPSONS: PRIVATE SEX IMAGES LEAKED


Breaking news in latest of sex scandals to rock Simpsons family.


SPRINGFIELD-- The private photos of Homer and Marge Simpson leaked by unknown source to internet.

Early rumors alleged that Moe Szyslak, proprietor of Moe’s Tavern, and long-time friend of Homer Simpson, leaked private home sex images of Homer and Marge Simpson. Associates state that Szylack has had a long-standing interest in Mrs. Simpson. Szylack responded, “Hey, I’d never does nothin’ to hurt Midge.”

Recent reports indicate that a woman identified only as “Becky,” leaked the images to the press. Mrs. Simpson invited Becky to stay at the Simpson residence after allegedly ruining Becky’s wedding with Otto Mann, Springfield Elementary school bus driver.

Simpson children, Bart and Lisa, stated that they enjoyed Becky’s presence, but that their mother, Mrs. Simpson, thought that Becky was trying to replace her.

Mrs. Simpson was seen brandishing a broken ceramic ice cream cone at a local ice cream parlor while Becky was attempting CPR to save Mr. Simpson from choking. Mrs. Simpson was reported yelling, “Usurper.” Springfield police arrested Mrs. Simpson.


Doctors pronounced Mrs. Simpson clinically insane. Mrs. Simpson dramatically escaped the courtroom, and was later apprehended at the Simpson home where a school film project was underway. Authorities subdued Mrs. Simpson with tranquilizers. No charges were formally pressed.

Mrs. Simpson now accuses Becky of making the private images public. “She stayed in our house when I was away—she had access to everything,” said Mrs. Simpson. “She’s trying to steal my Homie. Usurper!!”

Becky cold not be reached for comment.

“This really is no one’s business. Every marital couple has a right to marital you-know what,” said Lionel Hutz, the Simpson’s attorney.




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